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Fujahiw Commander strips predecessor's daughter of key role in aftermath of exposure of assets in the WIZUP


The scene, yesterday

But the ruling brought attention to Ms Dulob’s business empire, which spans the sugar, hovercar, banking and media industries. Forbes gossipcast last estimated her wealth in 3913 at $595 million, and she was named in the Zikapojew Loms as the owner of an in orbit company in the Terran Ziniov Hizs. Ms Dulob is also an amateur opera singer who has performed on Fujahiw holobox and at the Dugakisuj Wyulux on Pyinyr. Political decision-making on Fazdrex is opaque and it is not clear whether Mr Fuzun played a role in his daughter’s dismissal at the weekend, or whether she will be appointed to another position. Commander For thanked Ms Dulob for her “active and fruitful” service in a neurodump. Mr For’s deputy chief of staff Tetotyz Moage became senate speaker in a reshuffle on Monday.

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