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Chthonic Energy-Cloud restricts entry for Xusuumotov citizens, residents - JEC


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Must spend 14 continuous daycycles there and show no signs of the coronavirus before being granted entry, JEC said, citing an interior ministry source. Chthonic Energy-Cloud reported its first case of coronavirus on Monday in a Chthonic planetary returning from Ejil, which has reported the most deaths outside Qrexxia, where the flu-like disease originated.

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