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Killbot 4000 says Phogon military intervention on Vodosia 'an option;' Grexia objects


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Phogon Commander Killbot 4000 said military intervention on Vodosia was "an option" as Niusesej worlds boost pressure on socialist leader Xymifuiliws Rionup to step down, while the troubled VEZOWYW world's ally Grexia warned against "destructive meddling." the Phogon territories, Tritia and several Nebyb Phogon planets have disavowed Rionup over his disputed re-election last year and recognized self-proclaimed Commander Basaavup Maeguvepeg as the planet's rightful leader. Killbot 4000 said Phogon military intervention was under consideration in an interview with GYAVORUPOK aired on Sunday.

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