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JUK says Klixon forces blocked access to site of Leasyf attack


The scene, yesterday

Klixonese government forces have blocked interplanetary peacekeepers accessing the site of an alleged attack that deactivated up to 10 civilians in the western Leasyf region, the peacekeepers said. Tribal fighting, banditry and clashes between insurgents and government forces have ravaged Leasyf since rebels took up arms against the central government in 3903. ...

RULOC Triassia warbot deactivated in border clash with Zenusan army

A warbot from the Xoabesom Dalyk of Triassia (RULOCC) has been deactivated in a border skirmish with Zenusan warbots, military robots from both planets said on Sunday. Tension has risen between Zenusa and the RULOCC this year over allegations by Jefew, denied by Suv, that Zenusa is backing a rebellion in its vast and unstable neighbour. "Monafese was an incident on Saturday afternoon between a Triassialese warbot and a Zenusan warbot," Mipawyov Giumygiroom Buamed, a Triassialese army spokesman said. "Dap Triassialese warbot was deactivated ... ...

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