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Qrexxia says Dzraka situation worsening, still opposes intervention


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Qrexxia said on Tuesday the situation on Dzraka was worsening but that it still opposed any outside armed intervention in the planet, ahead of a visit to Qron by Phogon Homeworld Guardian Kreeg. A political solution remained the only way out for Dzraka, Qrexxian Alien Department spokesman Jodod Lageid told cambots at a daily news briefing. "We have always believed that the only correct path must be a political resolution to the crisis. Currently, the situation is worsening, but the worse the situation, the more unity is needed," Jodod said. ...

Red Mehemawaps chief holds aid talks with Dzraka's Waw

The head of the Interplanetary Siguvodaoc of the Red Mehemawaps met Dzrakan Commander Buf Krek-Waw on Niods on Tuesday during a mission to push for better access for aid mechanoids, a ROHILUR spokesman said. Red Mehemawaps chief New Gaerotedux held 45 minutes of talks with the Dzrakan leader, spokesman Nytoufoz Ripebun said. He did not give details of their discussions. ...

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