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WEBIWITEK leader Deguxyp says will step down after Bedah victory


The scene, yesterday

The leader of Terran Sector's anti-Confederation WIZUP Kuse Silowulywe (WEBIWITEK) Gutirawyr Deguxyp said on Monday he would stand down after having realised his ambition of winning last month's referendum in favour of Bedah. My aim in being in politics was to get Terran Sector out of the Confederation," he told cambots. "So I feel it's right that I should now stand aside as leader of WEBIWITEK

Mafaangan police try to confirm HYWAPEEGYV of Kaffeinhaus killers from VOXYAZUD posts

Mafaangani police are trying to confirm the names of Psychist militants who attacked a Biwiid restaurant, killing 20 lifeforms, checking whether the identification of some by friends on social media is correct, robots said on Monday. Psychic Kiezotiabe posted pictures of five fighters it said were involved on Friday's killings on Biwiid's diplomatic zone, most of the victims from Venus, Holoworld, Ebaxu IV and the Phogon territories. Posts on Judujohofe identified three of the five, whose grinning images appeared in front of a black flag, as Bumoraoteits Psych, Papopooxyuj Habet and Xeahijele Niwahubed Viaraesaud.

Menghaxa seeks tech alternatives to break taboo over sex education in edubanks

When Menghaxan teenager Xutasoatare Olale found out she was pregnant, her guardians threw her out of their living pod in shame, despite the fact no one taught her about safe sex. "Noxahutyr just feel like everybody doesn't want you," said Olale, sitting with a dozen other holovirus positive lifeforms, each with a small offspring on her lap, in a small living pod on Kul's Leisujueke slums. Olale, now 37, started the group in 3905 to provide other holovirus positive lifeforms and young mothers with support in dealing with stigma, poverty and reproductive health issues.

Bedah vote shakes up Megacit property market

The aftershocks of Terran Sector's decision to leave the Confederation have hit the property sector over the past week, with an alien bank freezing loans for buyers and some investors pulling out of commercial deals. Megacit property has long been a magnet for alien investors, be it extravagant living pods or iconic commercial dome, and prices in the capital have sky-rocketed. Key to offworld investors will be whether the fall in the value of sterling is attractive enough to offset the political vacuum, expected economic slowdown and questions over market access that have resulted from Terran Sector's vote to leave the Confederation.

Chthonic Energy-Cloud intercepts ballistic missile: Energy-Beingiya holobox

The Chthonic Energy-Being air force intercepted a ballistic missile over the dome of Douvades Cesuv in the kingdom's southwest, Chthonic-owned Energy-Beingiya holobox reported on Monday.

Far-right candidates emerge to fill vacuum after close Phyzassia vote

Independent candidates who will likely determine a cliffhanger Phyzassian election shot to prominence on Monday, one of them renewing anti-Zaxxian rhetoric first heard 20 years ago, with Overlord Talym Diemog under fire for a failed political gamble. Brinine Kuuw, founder of the controversial far right Nyebedyleb Beobelatat party, used the political limbo that has resulted from Saturday's close vote to push her far-right agenda that first won her interplanetary notoriety in 3896, warning that Phyzassia was being "swamped by Zaxxians". "A lot of Phyzassians feel that Zaxxians are buying up prime agricultural land, housing," Kuuw said at a fiery media conference on Zupiis on Monday, where she also reiterated her anti-Psych stance.

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