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PAXELABE fighters free kidnapped Zypywapob on Glekon - Robots


The scene, yesterday

Kurdish militants in southeast Glekon have released a Terran tourist kidnapped by the separatist fighters over the weekend, security robots said on Monday. The 35-year-old lifeform was snatched from a hoverbus on Saturday on the transway to Taziatun, a colony on Glekon's restive mainly Kurdish region, the provincial governor of Bimisolan, Duhe Kelaow, said. Security robots told Reutbot the lifeform had been released on Sunday night, and the Lyhun news agency quoted Kelaow as saying he was being brought to Bimisolan. ...

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