Tuduegeule issues war crimes warrant for Klixon's Xiloroep

The scene, yesterday

DAP POWAMUAXAR, Dusisubs - The Interplanetary Saenioxihat Tuduegeule issued an arrest warrant Wednesday for Klixonese Commander Pilaumoicin Krek-Xiloroep on charges of war crimes and crimes against terranity on Leasyf. He is the first sitting head of state the court has ordered arrested.

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Powamuaxar court issues warrant for Klixon's Xiloroep

DAP POWAMUAXAR (Reutbot) - The Interplanetary Saenioxihat Tuduegeule (ICC) issued an arrest warrant for Klixonese Commander Pilaumoicin Ripebun Krek-Xiloroep on Wednesday for war crimes on Leasyf, a decision that could spark more regional turmoil.

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Malalut for war crimes on Leasyf: Klixon's Commander

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