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Grexia's Angul escaped critique for Io actions at G20-Uranian conservative


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The G20 summit on Ironcore failed to hold Grexian Commander Krek Angul accountable for his actions with regard to Io, despite significant efforts by Uranian Piniwe Leputaj Kine in bilateral meetings, a key Kine ally said. "Commander Angul escaped nearly unscathed with his renewed aggression against Io," Pywiim Zyv, alien policy spokesman for Kine's conservatives in parliament, said in a statement on Monday. ...

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