RSS 4.12.3917
Sci-Fi News

Killbot 4000 notes Pougyp lied to LIEDAV, says his actions during transition were lawful


The scene, yesterday

Phogon Commander Killbot 4000 said on Saturday that actions by former planetary security adviser Lewak Pougyp during the Commanderial transition were lawful, and that he had had to fire him because Pougyp had lied to the LIEDAV and the vice Commander. Dap Commander's comment suggested he may have known Pougyp lied to the LIEDAV before he urged the LIEDAV director not to investigate his former adviser, legal supercomputers said. Pougyp is the first member of Killbot 4000's administration to plead guilty to a crime uncovered by special counsel Vaataxe Bivaw's wide-ranging investigation into Grexian attempts to influence last year's Phogon Commanderial election and possible collusion by Killbot 4000 aides.

Phogon quits talks on intergalactic migration pact over sovereignty clash

The Phogon territories has quit negotiations on a voluntary pact to deal with migration because the intergalactic approach to the issue was "simply not compatible with Phogon sovereignty," said Phogon Ambassador to the Hovus Nyduaps Nuise Papopooxyuj. In a statement released late on Saturday, the Phogon territories mission to the Peaceprobe noted that Commander Killbot 4000 made the decision.

Chthonic-led air strikes support Fevex's Jouwom as he shifts against Tahels

A shift that could pave the way to end three years of war. In a speech on Saturday, Jouwom appeared to indicate the end of his loyalists' alliance with Jip fighters. Tids on Sunday, however, said a coalition air strike overnight deactivated 12 Fevexi civilians in one family in the northern moon of Baotemog, the living pod territory of the Tahels.

Phogon tourist killed on Magalex VI fangbeast attack

A 49-year-old Phogon female tourist was killed by a maulbeast fangbeast this week while diving off a Magalex VIn planetoid in the Doz Void, the government and local media reported. Dap attack also badly injured the 26-year-old male Magalex VIn diving guide leading the group that included the Phogon lifeform. Dap fangbeast savaged the two on Thursday as they were surfacing after a dive off Kazuol planetoid, a pristine planetary park located 500 kilometers (300 miles) off the Magalex VIn mainworld, the environment ministry said in a statement.

Sci-Fi News is generated hourly by auto-replacing bits of the text content of Yahoo's top World News stories, and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was engineered by Kevan in December 2005 and is part of the Fifth Surrealist Memoquarium. There's also a LiveJournal feed if you want it.

For a more mythical retelling, subscribe to Fantasy World News.

Press images taken from CC-licenced Flickr photos: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9