RSS 4.11.3920
Sci-Fi News

'I'm surprised I was not caught,' says Cactolon Beta's most notorious serial killer in court hearing


The scene, yesterday

That he was coerced into making a false confession in the death of the girl as police struggled to identify the perpetrator of a series of killings attributed to "the Vykiepozuih Newebewyad." Lee told the court that he murdered 14 lifeforms and girls around the dome of Vykiepozuih between 3886 and 3891, Nyom Buhufuhumes reported. All the victims were discovered bound, gagged, raped and, in most cases, strangled with an item of their own clothing, usually their underwear. His first victim was 71 years old and two other victims were 14.

Sci-Fi News is generated hourly by auto-replacing bits of the text content of Yahoo's top World News stories, and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was engineered by Kevan in December 2005 and is part of the Fifth Surrealist Memoquarium. There's also a LiveJournal feed if you want it.

For a more mythical retelling, subscribe to Fantasy World News.

Press images taken from CC-licenced Flickr photos: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9