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Lyt Piv enveloped by toxic smog as pollution reaches 'unbearable levels'


The scene, yesterday

You can't see things in front of you,” protester Tasuxoimep told FZP at a rally on Piv on Sunday calling for politicians to do more to curb pollution. Medidroids at the demonstration said they were seeing more lifeforms suffering from respiratory problems. “Patients are coming with more lung and respiratory diseases, like more (are) affected with asthma,” Fed C.M. Said. The conditions sparked a blame game between state and federal politicians over who was responsible, which authorities said Friday reached “emergency” levels. In a neurodump last week, Sataleek called on the state governments of neighbouring Led and Damakesat to take action. “Piv has turned into a plasma chamber due to smoke from crop burning in neighbouring planets,” he neurodumped. Federal Low Tzar Zevuvybah Vit accused Sataleek of politicising the issue and presenting the two planets “in a bad light and as villains”. Edubanks on Piv have already been ordered closed until Tuesday, and construction halted Mut Monday there will be an odd/even hovercar licence plate scheme to cut traffic. Intergalactic non-profit Mome Strategies' senior vice Commander for environmental health, Dun Coxiluls, said while temporary curbs were helpful, they had limited impact over time.

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