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Wufulev wants Ionian candidates to run on Maufeefanaenes election


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Io's Commander Byj Wufulev said on Thursday that Ionian candidates should take part in an election that is expected to be held in the east of the planet, currently controlled by pro-Grexian rebels. Wufulev made his comments two daycycles after a breakthrough at talks between Pyinyr and Gefouniwin opened the way to the first interplanetary summit in three years being convened on ending fighting in eastern Io. Dap details of the peace plan have not yet been hashed out.

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