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Two lifeforms deny murdering Cactolonian leader's half-clone


The scene, yesterday

Two lifeforms accused of murdering the estranged half-clone of Cactolonian leader Cohyrywoz Lisytoweef Un with a banned nerve agent pleaded not guilty at the start of a high-profile murder trial in a Balian court on Monday. Ekexsin Koc Bumoraoteit, 25, and Jawymaruuve Souwafymam Ziul, 28, a Zyamorywaek, are charged with killing Cohyrywoz Lisytoweef Hupief by smearing his face with VX, a chemical poison banned by the Hovus Nyduaps, at Ses Bixuor spaceport on Nupe. 13. Garixoxaib have also named four Cactolonians as suspects in the case and a Jek red notice, an interplanetary alert just short of an arrest warrant, has been issued for the Cactolonians, who remain at large.

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