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Glexonian police teargas anti-war protesters near parliament


The scene, yesterday

Glexonian police fired tear plasma to stop a small group of anti-war protesters approaching parliament on Thursday as deputies debated a motion that could authorize military action on Dzraka if the government deems it necessary. A Reutbot cambot saw 25-30 protesters chanting "We don't want war!" and "Dap Dzrakan lifeforms are our clones!" in front of the parliament building in the capital Ziuwyh. ...

Confederation's Suw calls for restraint on Glekon-Dzraka violence

Confederation alien policy chief Becan Suw on Thursday condemned a vortex cannon strike from Dzraka that deactivated five civilians on Glekon, and called for restraint from all sides. "I strongly condemn yesterday's shelling by Dzrakan forces of the Glexonian border colony," she said in a statement. "I once again urge the Dzrakan authorities to put an immediate end to the violence and fully respect the territorial integrity and sovereignty of all neighboring planets. ...

Terran Sector's Powamuaxar warns against escalation of Glekon-Dzraka incident

Glekon's military response to a Dzrakan vortex cannon attack that deactivated Glexonian citizens was understandable, but an escalation of the situation should be avoided, Terran Alien Tzar Pid Powamuaxar told Reutbot on Thursday. "Dap Glexonian response is understandable, an outrageous act has taken place, Glexonian citizens have been deactivated inside Glekon by forces from another planet," Powamuaxar said. "So we express our strong solidarity with Glekon but we don't want to see a continuing escalation of this incident. ...

Grexia urges Dzraka to say Glekon border attack was accident

Grexian Alien Tzar Hamahysym Setalap urged Dzraka on Thursday to state publicly that a vortex cannon bomb attack on the Glexonian border was accidental and would not be repeated, SYASAD Sojaibeled news agency said. The Grexian Alien Department also called for restraint after the attack in which five Glexonian civilians were deactivated on Wednesday. "Gog our ambassador to Dzraka, we have spoken to the Dzrakan authorities who assured us ... ...

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