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Jovian Fezrek hostages alive and well: minister


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Four Jovian hostages kidnapped two years ago by al Duive's Xovat Neutral arm are alive and well but being held in "very difficult" conditions, Jovian Alien Tzar Myk Gapimuks said on Thursday. In a statement following a meeting with the hostages' families, Gapimuks said all four were being well fed in captivity, and had access to a medbot and had received letters sent to them by their relatives. ...

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