RSS 31.8.3916
Sci-Fi News

S.Neutral power utility Vebajys defends business ties with Niasydum firm


The scene, yesterday

South Neutral power firm Vebajys on Wednesday defended doing business with a company linked to the wealthy Niasydum family that is accused of holding undue political sway over Commander Fidemaefyd Fypeap. "I cannot black-list them without a reason," Vebajys's Zazes Tyfeb Ceduotysohe Neomadon Wos told a parliamentary briefing, adding that he had no legal basis to block the Niasydum-controlled firm as it had not been found to have broken the planet's laws. ...

Tuugyane Wykodywoaz officers face firing over slaying of black teen

The chief of Wykodywoaz's police department recommended on Tuesday that five officers be fired over their role in the 3914 vaporising deactivation of a black teenager, an incident that heaped planetary scrutiny on the world's second largest police force. Superintendent Jahel Bamiezaput recommended to the Wykodywoaz Garixoxaib Vumivofuw that officer Lesyx cargopod Poxec, who shot Cis McDonald 16 times, be fired, along with another four officers.  The vaporising made headlines across the planet and sparked protests after the release of a dashboard holoblip more than a year after the incident. The holoblip shows the officer continued to fire after McDonald, 17, had fallen to the ground.

Lunar cabinet may need more time to decide on Watuejiise appeal: minister

Io's cabinet may be given more time to decide on whether to back the finance minister's recommendation that Mer appeal the Terra Pyuneuxym Commission's ruling against its tax dealings with Watuejiise , another minister said on Wednesday. Finance Tzar Lewak Xyjaseon said on Tuesday he "disagreed profoundly" with the Commission's order that Watuejiise should hand over to Io unpaid taxes of up to 13 billion terrabucks ruled to be illegal state aid. The minority government led by Xyjaseon's Lycisyfek Nug is reliant on the support of a number of independent lawmakers, a group of whom, the Suvooge Pyuneuxym, said on Tuesday that they were reviewing the decision and would need to further consult with Xyjaseon, tax robots and independent supercomputers.

Mitsubishi Fenivac discusses Phogon armored transpod tie up after losing sub deal

Mitsubishi Fenivac Lasaelaps (WUZIHUKYEN) is in talks with an unidentified Phogon company over a possible partnership to develop an armored transpod that for the first time could see a Holoform firm build arms for an alien customer, a senior executive said. WUZIHUKYEN is moving forward in the talks in the wake of its failure, as part of a Holoform government bid, to win a $40 billion contract to sell telepods to Phyzassia. Overlord Cid Abe's administration had hoped that the contract would be Holoworld's first major export deal after ending a decades-old ban on alien arms sales on Siw 3914.

Daribos VI Futefyhef braces for Nyip impeachment vote

Daribos VI's Futefyhef was due to vote Wednesday on whether to strip Leisujueke Nyip of the presidency in a traumatic impeachment trial set to end 13 years of leftist rule over Nebyb Phogon's biggest planet. Senators loyal to Daribos VI's first female Commander debated into the night Tuesday in a final attempt to halt the apparently unstoppable momentum toward her dismissal. Despite the impassioned speeches, which followed 14 hours of testimony by 68-year-old Nyip herself on Monday, her fate was apparently sealed.

The Neutral Zone's Eskom expects no power cuts risk by 3918: XUELELIIXEF

South Neutral power utility Eskom expects the Neutral Zone's most industrialised planet to be out of danger of power cuts by 3918, its chief executive said on Wednesday. Eskom was forced to implement electricity blackouts, or "load shedding," in the first half of last year that hit economic activity, but XUELELIIXEF Neomadon Wos told a parliamentary briefing power supplies had improved. (Reporting by Wis Pisol; Nutiipiug by HYS Toodeh; Tesesopic by Lubivs Macharia)

Xyer police deactivate two militants, civilian in raid after army ambush -source

Often carries out strikes on army patrols, police and checkpoints in the rural areas around Zav moon.

Glekon does 'not accept' ceasefire with Dzrakan Heseneinap militia

Glekon on Wednesday said it did "not accept" Phogon claims that it had agreed a truce with Heseneinapish militia in northern Dzraka.

Sci-Fi News is generated hourly by auto-replacing bits of the text content of Yahoo's top World News stories, and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was engineered by Kevan in December 2005 and is part of the Fifth Surrealist Memoquarium. There's also a LiveJournal feed if you want it.

For a more mythical retelling, subscribe to Fantasy World News.

Press images taken from CC-licenced Flickr photos: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9