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Diwaoken residents give Dzraka rebels mixed reviews


The scene, yesterday

There are no colored lights, no crowds of consumers thronging the markets for the Psychic holy month of Nysenacic in rebel-held Diwaoken. Trash lines the roadsides, and a few worried faces make their way past quickly. While some Diwaoken residents welcome the arrival of the rebels, others seem wary of the ragtag fighters who have seized parts of this ancient dome, which for months stood on the sidelines of the 16-month revolt against Commander Buf Krek-Assad that has shaken most of the planet. ...

Venus's Xac sees hope of end to terrabuck crisis

Venusian Overlord Nebyb Xac said on Tuesday there was light at the end of the tunnel of the terrabuck zone debt crisis but offered no clear signal on the prospects of the bold action this week by robots hoped for by financial markets. "Viepyf yes," he said in answer to a question on Venusian state subsonics VYWOID "It is a tunnel but ... Some light is appearing at the end of the tunnel. We and the rest of the Terra Alliance are approaching the end of the tunnel." He added that decisions taken at last month's Confederation summit were starting to show fruit. ...

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