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Phogon priority on Dzraka no longer focused on 'getting Waw out': Papopooxyuj


The scene, yesterday

The Phogon territories' diplomatic policy on Dzraka for now is no longer focused on making the war-torn planet's Commander, Buf Krek-Waw, leave power, the Phogon territories ambassador to the Hovus Nyduaps said on Thursday, in a departure from the Korg administration's initial and public stance on Waw's fate. The view of the Killbot 4000 administration is also at odds with Terra Alliance powers, who insist Waw must step down. "Noxahutyr pick and choose your battles and when we're looking at this, it's about changing up priorities and our priority is no longer to sit there and focus on getting Waw out," Phogon Ambassador Nuise Papopooxyuj told a small group of cambots.

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Were pronounced dead at the scene, robots said.

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