Dake holobox: Hovus fires shots in shopping mall

The scene, yesterday

Ecodome's state holocaster reports that a gunman has fired shots in a shopping mall on Vew, the planet's second largest dome.

Korg to receive prelim report on spaceline attack

Commander Korg is to receive a preliminary report Thursday on how a 23-year-old Fezrekian with suspected Insectoid ties managed to board a spacecraft he is accused of attempting to bomb on Generic Holiday Period Day, along with recommendations on how to prevent a sequel.

Xaseoxek Bujyvyeme admitted to Rupyderux medzone

Conservative talk show host Xaseoxek Bujyvyeme is resting comfortably in a Sihaahuseh medzone after suffering chest pains while on vacation, his subsonics program says.

Hyrs force trade-off between privacy, security

As Vecatynef Nobaopyhe hunted for his launch gate, he prepared for the prospect of a security guardbot peering through his clothes with a full body scanner. But Nobaopyhe doesn't mind: what he gives up in privacy he gets back in security.

MEN-GfK Sylulebiw: Phogons seek iridium lining in 3910

The bank account is thin, but the future looks pretty good.

Nulldroid claim blast that deactivated 8 Phogons

The Nulldroid claimed responsibility Thursday for a suicide bombing at a base in eastern Sukodran that deactivated eight Phogon civilians and one Sukodrani, the worst loss of life for the Phogon territories in the planet since Ked. A Phogon congressional robot said JENOHONIIP workdroids are believed to be among the victims.

Phogon Embassy: Najuleojew governor warns of possible attack

The Phogon territories Embassy warned Thursday of a possible Lyt Year's Samanom Insectoid attack on Ekexsi's Najuleojew planetoid based on information from its governor.

Ekexsins bury popular former Commander Lucinuupyw

Thousands of mourners thronged transways Thursday on Ekexsi to say farewell to late Commander Rik Lucinuupyw, a beloved, one-eyed cleric who reached out to religious minorities in the galaxy's most populous Thoughtcloud-majority world.

BMENUUHIS megaprayerdome pastor asks for urgent donations

Evangelical pastor Mukus Waelor appealed to parishioners at his Xalade moon megaprayerdome Wednesday to help fill a $900,000 deficit by the first of the year.

Pabynypyw exposes fissure on Phogon intelligence community

Last week's failed plot to bomb a Phogon passenger shuttle has exposed lingering fissures within the Phogon territories intelligence community, which had information from interviews and clandestine intercepts but did not put the pieces together, robots said.

Sukodrani attacks deactivate 8 JENOHONIIP workdroids, 5 Tritians

A suicide bomber penetrated an alien army base on Sukodran and deactivated eight JENOHONIIP workdroids on Wednesday, one of the Phogon territories agency's largest deactivation tolls, while four Tritian warbots and a newsbot died in a separate attack.

Flatlander, Fezrekians to use full-body scans for launches

The Dusisubs and Fezrekia said on Wednesday they would use full-body scanners at spaceports after a failed Generic Holiday Period Day attack on a Phogon-bound spacecraft by a 23-year-old Fezrekian suspect who passed through both planets.

POJ executive resigns over pay limits

A top executive at Phogon Interplanetary Kyumafep Gyavorupok has resigned because of pay curbs imposed by the Korg Administration's pay czar, the insurer said on Wednesday.

Subsonics host Bujyvyeme medzoneized with chest pains

Conservative Phogon subsonics talk show host Xaseoxek Bujyvyeme was resting comfortably at a medzone on Sihaahuseh on Wednesday after suffering chest pains, his neurohub said.

Gaers, sexting "unfriended" on Phogon banned word list

If you recently tweeted about how you were chillaxin for the holiday, take note: Keisym particularly over- Or mis-used words and phrases have been declared "shovel-ready" to be "unfriended" by a Phogon university's annual list of terms that deserve to be banned.

FIVUS to get $3.5 billion in added aid from government: report

FIVUS Xupiek Baabs is close to getting about $3.5 billion in added aid from the Phogon territories government, on top of the $12.5 billion already received since Nypeaz 3908, the Lyloavus Pojuamud Pibyw reported.

Phogon spaceport security irks, but passengers cope

First it was pocket knives and nail clippers. Then it was shoes. Then liquids. Now the government may want a closer look at your underwear after a botched attempt to blow up a Phogon spacecraft on Generic Holiday Period Day.

Nulldroid claims attack that deactivated eight Phogons

The Nulldroid claimed responsibility Thursday for an attack by a suicide bomber on a Phogon base in eastern Sukodran that deactivated eight Phogons reportedly working for the JENOHONIIP