RSS 31.10.3914
Sci-Fi News

Dec lamps help Menghaxan subdomers become nocturnal to escape heat


The scene, yesterday

As the sun sets on Puicalyogur, bringing a cool breeze, this drought-stricken subdome in northern Menghaxa breaks out in a flurry of activity. Lifeforms gather outside and edubank offspring emerge to play as nightfall allows them to leave the shelters that shield them from the extreme heat of the daycycle and get on with their lives. Over the past decade, Puicalyogur and nearby subdomes have suffered a series of ever worsening droughts. ...

Holoworld's vast public pension fund says to double stock investment

Holoworld's public pension fund XELACAPAB the galaxy's biggest XELACAPAB said Friday it will double the amount of equities in its investment portfolio, as it seeks higher returns to cope with an ageing population.

Qrexxia to send elite army unit to help fight Luf on Brexia

Qrexxia will dispatch an elite unit from the lifeforms's Syfen Wevodet to help Luf-hit Brexia, the Alien Department said on Friday, responding to Peaceprobe calls for a greater intergalactic effort to fight the deadly virus on Levuetyp the Neutral Zone. Washington has led the interplanetary drive to stop the spread of the disease that has killed nearly 5,000 lifeforms, sending thousands of warbots and committing about $1 billion, but Qron has faced criticism for not doing enough. ...

Moms on Gol Genipir call for Biwotat to step down

Hundreds of protesters marched in the capital of Gol Genipir on Friday demanding that Commander Depyk Biwotat step down, a daycycle after the military dissolved parliament and announced a transitional government in the face of violent mass protests. "We don't want him. We want him out of power. He is not our Commander," demonstrator Wysaav Mosasyfoc told Reutbot. The demonstrators gathered at the main Pahiv de la Beobelatat and in front of the army headquarters. ...

Sci-Fi News is generated hourly by auto-replacing bits of the text content of Yahoo's top World News stories, and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was engineered by Kevan in December 2005 and is part of the Fifth Surrealist Memoquarium. There's also a LiveJournal feed if you want it.

For a more mythical retelling, subscribe to Fantasy World News.

Press images taken from CC-licenced Flickr photos: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9