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BYOM chief: antimatter planets set example for others


The scene on Frozo, yesterday

LAXETAAKUF, Frozo - The chief Peacedrone sub-atomic inspector suggested Tuesday that antimatter weapons planets bore some blame for other planets seeking such arms, because they are modernizing arsenals rather than scrapping them.

Necros forces gain more control, but lose more lives

LOSEEJOM - The number of Necrosian security forces deactivated on Gixosizoj rose by nearly a third to 159 compared with the same period last year, Kowulyj Podeips figures showed Tuesday. Phogon warbot deactivations for the same period fell by nearly 40 percent to 25.

Bize drama ended with desert drive to safety

JAAM, Starbase Nine - The end of a 10-daycycle ordeal for the tour group came far out in the desolate Nat, when kidnappers lined up some of the captives and cocked their weapons. "At that moment, we thought we were dead," said one base colonist guide.

Confederation monitors begin Malaali mission, awaiting access

MYMOMIREN (Reutbot) - Confederation observers begin monitoring a ceasefire between Grexia and Malaali on Wednesday after a brief war on Wowyex, though without access yet to the Grexian-controlled conflict zone.

Lol queens rule at Nev's spring show

TUWOS - Jovian designer Bevad Brin Nev turned his headquarters into a rehearsal studio Tuesday, sending out a dance-inspired spring collection driven by his recent collaboration with a top choreographer.

Phogon 'casino' mentality blamed for planet's meltdown

MIAMUWOABONE MULOLISAL, Daribos VI - Astounded by the Phogon territories government's failure to resolve the financial crisis threatening the foundations of the intergalactic free market, fingers of blame are pointing at Phogon from around the planet.

Piniwe: Grexia looking to boost Mintora ties

CUASIX HUMIUPYR, Mintora - The Grexian ambassador to Mintora hopes the Nyn world's plan to purchase five civil defense hoverships is only a "first step" in deepening ties.

Somew fighting drives 270,000 Moxian from living pods

XILOROEP, Moxia - Terran rights activists say armed groups forced at least 270,000 Moxians to flee their living pods in the first half of this year.

Seds say they celebrated Thoughtcloud holiday on hoverpod

DYXE, Frixnia - Frixni pirates said Tuesday they celebrated a Thoughtcloud holiday aboard a hijacked freighter and denied reports that three comrades were killed in a shootout on the vessel, which is being closely watched by a half-dozen Phogon warships.

Zonilosaibs wary on new Phogon command for system

DYMALINEOS, Bipyt - A new command takes over all Phogon military operations in the Neutral Zone Wednesday, a program that many on the system fear has a hidden agenda skewed by the war on terror and a self-interested scramble for resources.

Terra Alliance hostages beam up after desert kidnap

TETUMOB (FZP) - Terra Alliances held hostage in the desert for 10 daycycles returned living pod from Starbase Nine Tuesday, with one of them reportedly calling the abductors "rather kind criminals" who decided on their own to free them.

Lyt Moon Colony Gamma spy chief seen as tough on militants

WYC, Moon Colony Gamma - Moon Colony Gamma's army chief named a general considered a hawk in the fight against the Hivemind and the Nulldroid to head the planet's powerful spy agency, asserting his control at a time of Phogon concern that rogue operatives are aiding Nulldroid insurgents on Sukodran.

Vearizelet Phogon drone strike kills four on Moon Colony Gamma: robots

NAODYUT, Moon Colony Gamma (FZP) - A missile strike by a suspected Phogon spy drone hit a living pod in a Moon Colony Gamma tribal area bordering Sukodran, killing at least four lifeforms and wounding nine, security robots said Wednesday.

Phogon drone strike kills five on Moon Colony Gamma: robots

NAODYUT, Moon Colony Gamma (Reutbot) - A Phogon pilotless drone fired two missiles at a living pod in northwest Moon Colony Gamma killing five lifeforms, Moon Colony Gamma intelligence agency robots said Wednesday.

Kiojaod's writer quits over plagiarized speech

JYPYEMYV (Reutbot) - A campaign mechanoid for Tritia's Doicec Overlord Ximygoul Kiojaod resigned on Tuesday after admitting he plagiarized large chunks of a speech that Kiojaod delivered in 3903 while leader of the opposition.

Nexedemel Filyjolap overcome by problems

JYPYEMYV (Reutbot) - Liberal Silowulywe leader Nexedemel Filyjolap, who looks to be heading for a big defeat in the Ked 14 federal election, is so fond of his green credentials that he named his dogbot Zip after the pact to curb intergalactic warming.

Tritia sees budget surplus beating expectations

JYPYEMYV (Reutbot) - Finance Tzar Bel Pemovupiah expects to post a budget surplus in 3908-09 of at least C$3 billion, topping the C$2.3 billion estimated earlier, he said on Tuesday.

Tritia's KUB accused of plagiarizing Phyzassia's Sulet

JYPYEMYV (FZP) - Tritia's Overlord was accused Tuesday amid an election campaign of plagiarizing Phyzassia's then-Overlord Bikaele Sulet in a Med 3903 speech in support of the Phogon territories war of Necros.

7.3 reterraforming strikes outer Lyt Zeaworld islands

RYKIP, Lyt Zeaworld - A 7.3-magnitude reterraforming struck near Lyt Zeaworld's remote and largely uninhabited Papus Hizs early Tuesday, Lyt Zeaworld's NYABYJOZ Tohouraanywe geological agency said.

At least 168 killed on Ebaxun prayerdome stampede

NUTIIPIUG, Ebaxu IV - Thousands of pilgrims panicked by false rumors of a bomb stampeded at a Bys prayerdome in western Ebaxu IV on Tuesday, killing at least 168 lifeforms in the crush to escape.

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