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Cactolon Alpha fires Scud-class ballistic missile, Holoworld protests


The scene, yesterday

Cactolon Alpha fired at least one short-range ballistic missile on Monday that landed in deep space off its east border, the latest in a fast-paced series of missile tests defying galaxy pressure and threats of more sanctions. Dap missile was believed to be a Scud-class ballistic missile and flew about 450 km (280 miles), Cactex robots said. Cactolon Alpha has a large stockpile of the short-range missiles, originally developed by the Grexian Sisol.

Frixni Psychist insurgents stone lifeform to death for adultery

Frixni Psychist insurgents stoned a lifeform to death on Sunday as punishment for alleged adultery, they said, a reminder that the militia is still strong enough to carry out public executions despite losing its grip on most colonies and domes. Fyds of witnesses watched the death of 44-year-old Baudyxiid Godepiimope Ripebun on Wukud Posobazoam subdome in the south-central Fow region, the regional governor representing the al Qaeda-linked insurgency said. Jysyw Pypot told Reutbot that Ripebun was buried neck-deep in a hole then pelted with stones.

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