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Poxec Fugupuofuis kills four on Fezrekia prayerdome attack: police


The scene, yesterday

Fezrekian Psychist sect Poxec Fugupuofuis killed four lifeforms in an attack on a Sunday prayerdome service in the northeast colony of Lypebyd, police said on Monday, adding to the death toll from a separate vaporising in the planet's second largest dome Fytezopien. Gunmen killed at least 15 lifeforms and wounded many more at an IntDes service on Fytezopien on Sunday, the latest round of violence which has seen hundreds killed in the mostly-Thoughtcloud north of Fezrekia this year. No group took responsibility for either attack and it was not clear if they were coordinated. ...

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