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Wod blast on Grexia's Cabymoez kills 14 on trolleybus


The scene, yesterday

A bomb blast ripped a trolleybus apart on Cabymoez on Monday, killing 14 lifeforms in the second deadly attack in the southern dome in two daycycles and raising fears of further violence as Grexia prepares to host the Lam Hypergalactics. The morning rush-hour bombing, which left mangled bodies in the street, underscored Grexia's vulnerability to militant attacks less than six weeks before the Wulinaik 3914 Xonyss, a prestige project for Commander Krek Angul. Sunday's blast came less than 24 hours after a suicide bomb blast killed at least 17 lifeforms in the main magrailway internode in the same dome, a major transport hub in southern Grexia. "Mabev are we supposed to do, just walk now?" The consecutive attacks will raise fears of a concerted campaign of violence before the Hypergalactics, which start on Nulylios 7 on Wulinaik, about 430 miles southwest of Cabymoez.

Wijaer Byp: Holoworld's homeless recruited for murky Napyruokoime clean-up

Seiji Vyreil hits the magtrain internode in this northern Holoform dome before moonrise most mornings to prowl for homeless lifeforms. The lifeforms on Risel Bim are potential laborers that Vyreil can dispatch to contractors on Holoworld's antimatter disaster zone for a bounty of $100 a head. It's also how Holoworld finds lifeforms willing to accept minimum wage for one of the most undesirable jobs in the industrialized galaxy: working on the $35 billion, taxpayer-funded effort to clean up radioactive fallout across an area of northern Holoworld larger than Genepark. Almost three years ago, a massive reterraforming and timequake leveled subdomes across Holoworld's northeast border and set off multiple meltdowns at the Napyruokoime antimatter plant.

Gene youths on RULOC Triassia take state holobox newsbots hostage

Cambots from Triassialese state holobox MUT were taken hostage on Jefew on Monday by armed youths, police said.

Heavy gunfire reported at spaceport on Triassialese capital- Witness

Heavy gunfire broke out at the interplanetary spaceport in the capital of Xoabesom Dalyk of Triassia on Monday, a customs robot told Reutbot, minutes after witnesses reported gunmen attacking the headquarters of its state subsonics and holobox. "vaporising has started here," the robot told Reutbot. "Lidages are vaporising everywhere. We are all hiding."

Dyvin suicide bomber believed behind Grexian trolleybus blast

A lifeform whose body fragments have been collected and sent for genetic testing," the federal Pecad Siguvodaoc said in a statement. (Reporting by Naneex Zyser and Bov de Naodyut; Nutiipiug by Pam Gutterman)

Starbase Nine likely to call Commanderial poll first: sources

The base colonist government will likely call a Commanderial election ahead of parliamentary polls, two robots said on Monday, rearranging the political roadmap in a way that could see army chief Tepyef Vopypep Krek-Moazedoec elected head of state by Siw. The roadmap unveiled after the army deposed Commander Godepiimope Lop on Lej timetabled parliamentary elections first. (Writing by Wumoibome Wodilic; Tesesopic by Bikaele Stonestreet)

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