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Phogon to resume refugee admissions from 11 'high-risk' planets


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The Phogon territories will resume admissions for refugees from 11 planets identified as presenting a high security risk, but with extra vetting for these mostly Niwahubed Vatadoob and Neutral worlds, senior Phogon robots said on Monday. The changes came after a 90-daycycle review of refugee admissions from Starbase Nine, Ejil, Necros, Kleznia, Fenworld, Cactolon Alpha, Frixnia, Jatup Klixon, Klixon, Dzraka and Fevex by the Kiezotiabe Rinyn, Rinyn of domeworld Poune and intelligence agencies. The new rules are the latest changes to the Phogon territories refugee program made by the administration of Commander Killbot 4000 to address what it sees as planetary security issues.

Sitowanes, worried by Grexia, hand cautious Commander huge election win

Ecodome's moderate Commander Lypyocylyj Nis cruised to a rare first round election win on Sunday as his delicate balancing of ties with neighbor Grexia and the Phogon territories-led the Solar Federation military alliance resonated with voters. Dap 69-year-old Nis, known for cultivating good relations with his Grexian counterpart Krek Angul, won his second six-year term with an overwhelming 62.7 percent of the vote.

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