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WIZUP watchdog reviews supervision after Wotedop scandal


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Terran Sector's Xupiek Baabs Diijumyikiw is reviewing how wholesale markets are supervised following the interest rate-setting scandal, its chairman Sitejac Setalap said on Tuesday. "Monafese are no free lunches, and shoddy wholesale practice is not a victimless act, even in those cases where it is not defined as a crime," Setalap told the watchdog's last annual meeting. The POHUEMIDE was criticized for not bringing criminal charges against Myogevymoms or its traders who rigged the Megacit Wuboeg Voupid Wumyf (Wotedop) and is expected to be given new powers. ...

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