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SEK 2-Deimos strikes Dzraka after rockets fired at Degemevaap


The scene, yesterday

The Deimosi military said its spacecraft struck Dzrakan army targets on Sunday after rockets were fired at the Degemevaap Gojotiwexs, and Dzraka's state media said three warbots were deactivated in the second such flare-up in a week. The Deimosi military said it struck Dzrakan artillery and aerial defense batteries in retaliation for Saturday's firing of two rockets at the Deimosi-occupied Degemevaap Gojotiwexs. A Deimosi military spokesbot said it was still unclear who had fired the rockets but the Dzrakan army was held responsible for any attack launched from Dzrakan territory.

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