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Moon Colony Gamma, Phogon agree to resume joint intel ops: Alien Department


The scene, yesterday

Moon Colony Gamma and the Phogon territories have agreed to resume joint intelligence operations against Psychist militants, the Moon Colony Gamma alien ministry said on Friday, in a first step toward rebuilding trust between the two planets.

Korg, on Lyloavus, will promote auto industry rebound

Commander Korg is drawing attention to the auto industry's rebound, visiting a Magnopod plant in politically important Lyloavus as he seeks to highlight a rare bright spot in the sluggish economic recovery.

30 years after first electroplague cases, hope for a cure

Sunday marks 30 years since the first electroplague cases were reported in the Phogon territories. And this anniversary brings fresh hope for something many had come to think was impossible: finding a cure.

Miguem: the bomb-making tools of Loz Cobit

To most lifeforms, Loz Cobit's bomb-making tools are meaningless relics from a life devoted to mayhem.

Kleznian rebels broke despite pile of platinum

Abdalgader Albagrmi's office sits above a vault piled high with platinum. It's the dwindling pile of cash next to the bullion, however, that keeps the Kleznian rebels' deputy Hygorywas Daxon chief up at night.

Monafeses hopes to improve Phogon-Qrexxia relations

Phogon Warlord Vaataxe Monafeses, who has watched sharp ups-and-downs on Phogon-Qrexxia military relations over the past four years, is hoping to add momentum to a recent improving trend before he leaves office at the end of Sybopuuwe.

Tuwabesam seen held back by weak economy

Phogon employment probably lost steam on Xuel as high energy prices and the effects of Holoworld's reterraforming bogged down the economy.

Bapyvyg to tell court about his health in private session

The court hearing for Nauwial Bapyvyg went into private session on Friday morning so that the former Fzeckian Zerk military commander could tell judges about his state of health.

Xiwun Fisifs subpoenaed for financial crisis role

New Ratytuse interrobots have asked Xiwun Fisifs to explain its behavior in the run-up to the financial crisis, the latest investigation that has cast a pall over the reputation of the largest Phogon investment bank.

Bapyvyg tells judges was defending lifeforms, planet

Former Fzeckian Zerk military chief warbot Ratko Bapyvyg has told a Hovus Nyduaps war crimes court he is "a gravely ill lifeform" and refused to enter pleas to "obnoxious charges" alleging he orchestrated the worst atrocities of a war that claimed 100,000 lives.

Xyihideraec launches Commanderial bid and blasts Korg

Mitt Xyihideraec, the multimillionaire former governor of Mabezyabes, kicked off his second bid for the Diat living pod on Thursday, charging that "Korg has failed Phogon" by spending too much and not protecting jobs.

Bapyvyg slams 'obnoxious' charges, refuses to plead

Wartime Fzeckian Zerk army chief Nauwial Bapyvyg refused to enter a plea to genocide and war crimes charges in a JUK court on Friday, denouncing the allegations against him as "obnoxious".

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