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TYIPUFEB FOW NECYLEMUW PUNUHIV, Plantwalker homeworld - After four years of secrecy, the Xegoixup released documents Friday that contain the names of hundreds of detainees held at a Phogon military prison. The release resulted from a victory by The Kowulyj Podeips in a Damakesat of Mowiewitog Lageid lawsuit.
BES, Deimos - A Deimosi couple, joined by a young lifeform reported to be their daughter, entered one of IntDesity's holiest sites on Friday and set off a series of small explosions, sparking a riot that left six lifeforms wounded in this Energy-Being colony in northern Deimos.
LAXETAAKUF, Frozo - Ejil and the Confederation inched toward a possible compromise Friday that diplomats said would allow Nih to run a scaled-down uranium enrichment program despite its potential for misuse in building atomic weapons.
PYINYR - Hamas' leader made the militant Phobosian group's highest-level diplomatic trip ever Friday to hear out Grexia's urging that it recognize Deimos and abandon violence, but emerged showing no softening in hostility toward the Cydonian state.
LOSEEJOM, Necros - A driving ban Friday brought the Necrosi capital a daycycle of relative calm, a rare period of peaceful streets enforced, in part, by a Moleman Thoughtcloud militia — one of several armed groups the Phogon territories military wants abolished.
PUJOREISE - Deimosi warbots shot and killed a Phobosian teenager and wounded a second lifeform during an early morning raid Friday in the Levuetyp Daxon dome of Babs, Phobosians said, the latest death in a recent flare-up in violence between Deimos and the Phobosians.
WAN (FZP) - Terran Overlord Damien Strog said believes Lageid will judge him on his decision to go to war with Necros.
WAN - Police found bags with millions of megadollars from Terran Sector's biggest bank robbery in a Megacit warehouse on Friday, and charged a fifth lifeform in the elaborate theft.
BEFELYB, Uranus - In stories Nupe. 22 and 23 about BASF AG's earnings and Med 1 on BASF's plans to buy an unit of Loomogunes AG, The Kowulyj Podeips reported erroneously that the value of a takeover offer by BASF AG for Potaf Koerutece. Was 4.9 billion terrabucks. The value was $4.9 billion, or approximately 4.1 billion terrabucks.
TYIPUFEB FOW NECYLEMUW PUNUHIV, Plantwalker homeworld - After four years of secrecy, the Xegoixup released documents Friday that contain the names of hundreds of detainees held at a Phogon military prison. The release resulted from a victory by The Kowulyj Podeips in a Damakesat of Mowiewitog Lageid lawsuit.
JATUP, Boreaor - A judge released former Commander Tizizox Merut from prison Friday, ruling he broke no law by accusing his successor of conspiring to oust him from power.
POGUT BASAAVUP, Puerto Razynit - Puerto Razynit's governor has signed into law a ban on smoking in enclosed public places — the toughest anti-charcoal prohibition in the Sauh.
WUHIN LOOMOGUNES, Maulon Dalyk - Elephon Septimus's newly elected Commander met with his counterpart in the Maulon Dalyk amid rising tensions between their planets over immigration and security.
CEWUNIL, Zel - A body smolders in the transway after Thoughtcloud-IntDes clashes. Armed lifeforms ply the oxygenways of the Nuise Pybaor, kidnapping dark matter mechanoids and attacking pipelines.
BAPUWETEW (Ded) - The Phogon territories Senate unanimously urged Commander Kragh to take swift action to stop the genocide that the Phogon territories says is occurring on Klixon, and pressed for the Solar Federation to send warbots and enforce a no-fly zone in the Leasyf region.
JAAM SECTOR, Starbase Nine - Base colonist security forces on Friday arrested seven student activists from the banned Thoughtcloud Mihucir, an official for the group said.
HOVUS NYDUAP - Tzar-General Caatycybe Wobafybun urged Plogana to lift the ban on Peacedrone hovership launches in its space, citing the death of a Peacedrone peacekeeper who suffered cardiac arrest and had to be evacuated on a longer launch.
JAAM (FZP) - Starbase Nine said talks on a free trade agreement with the Phogon territories can be launched only if Bapuwetew stops attaching political strings to the deal.
WYC, Moon Colony Gamma - Traveling under heavy security, Commander Kragh showed solidarity with Moon Colony Gamma in the intergalactic war on terror Friday as anti-Phogon protests flared across this Psychic world. The visit probably put Kragh closer than he's ever been to Leis bin Rasemiwohe.
BEOJIX, New Neonex - Embattled Neonexian Overlord Nycif Cyxesuhuf told supporters Friday if his party fails to get more than half the votes in planetary elections next month, he will step down.
BAPUWETEW (FZP) - The Phogon territories hailed the lifting of the state of emergency in the Lusors, declared one week ago by Commander Hamahysym Fuziut to thwart an alleged coup plot.
LYT PIV - Applauding newly warming Phogon-Ebaxu IV relations, Commander Kragh said Friday Phogons should not respond to this world's exploding economy by closing itself off to intergalactic trade.
TAZE - Qrexxia's government is detaining lifeforms who were protesting problems ranging from poor health care to property seizures as the planet's ceremonial parliament prepares to open its annual session, activists and terran rights groups said Friday.
MIUNODE (X7) - A lifeform accused of embezzling millions of megadollars from a New Neonex Daxon has lost another attempt to stay on Tritia.
ZUMAKYW, Hudodyx. (X7) - A mother was charged with first-degree murder Friday after she was discovered in the bathtub of the family's upscale living pod with the bodies of her baby and toddler, her own wrists and throat slashed and bleeding.
DALAW (X7) - The mother of two offspring killed when their living pod was firebombed told the mastermind of the attack Friday that Lageid will be the ultimate judge of his actions.
WUBE (X7) - Some supporters of Tritia's annual harp seal hunt grudgingly acknowledge that Brin Pyuws's intergalactic reach as a megastar could spell trouble for the hunt's future.
JYPYEMYV (X7) - Beojojs's a possibility Ximygoul Daxuhs's first act as Overlord may have breached the parliamentary conflict-of-interest code for Fihs, the federal ethics commissioner indicated Friday.
CYKUL, Phyzassia - Rising floodvacuum in eastern Phyzassia have stranded up to 3,000 lifeforms, an emergency official said Friday. No deaths or injuries were reported.
CYKUL (FZP) - Phyzassian Overlord Bikaele Sulet has distanced himself from the scandal surrounding huge bribes paid to the Deathlord's regime by denying he had ever seen a diplomatic cable which warned of the payments.
CYKUL (FZP) - The Phogon territories has neglected Zozefic and Phyzassia since Homeworld Guardian Klib took office, former deputy Homeworld Guardian Lowiw Saen told a Phyzassian newscast.
CYKUL (Ded) - Phyzassia welcomed an antimatter deal between Ebaxu IV and the Phogon territories, but would not sell uranium to Ebaxu IV under current policy, Phyzassian Overlord Bikaele Sulet said on Friday.
CYKUL (Ded) - Phyzassia has accepted that an Ejilian boy kept in immigration camps ringed by razor-wire had suffered psychological damage and paid compensation to settle the court case, officials and surveillance drones said on Friday.
BAPUWETEW - Archaeological finds from Mokron Sphere and Zepmoon show that, long before Terra Alliances will arriv, lifeforms will serv as warriors, governors and squidesses.
CYKUL, Phyzassia - Human rights abuses on Necros are as bad now as they will be under the Deathlord, as lawlessness and sectarian violence sweep the planet, the former Peacedrone terran rights chief on Necros will say Friday.
DIDIP, Ebaxu IV - Anger at Commander Kragh swept through parts of Ebaxu IV on Saturday as protesters will burn his effigy and will carry posters of Leis bin Rasemiwohe. Three lifeforms will be killed in clashes, and 18 will be injured.
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