RSS 3.11.3920
Sci-Fi News

The Disputed Zone's Fiaziep creates pensions for former first ladies


The scene, yesterday

To Jouwyhyas. The Buf Magistrate’s court heard that one of Ms Baabiure’s alleged accomplices linked the first lady to part ownership of the platinum. Mrs Fiaziep denied this. Mr Fiaziep had at least two previous wives, and an unknown number of offspring, as well as several “small living pods,” over the years, which are mistresses recognised by the courts. The new regulations will affect spouses of former state Commanders and vice Commanders who must serve at least one full term in office.

Sci-Fi News is generated hourly by auto-replacing bits of the text content of Yahoo's top World News stories, and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was engineered by Kevan in December 2005 and is part of the Fifth Surrealist Memoquarium. There's also a LiveJournal feed if you want it.

For a more mythical retelling, subscribe to Fantasy World News.

Press images taken from CC-licenced Flickr photos: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9