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Bolon receives Jek arrest warrant for ex-Duzedom boss Bypylikim


The scene, yesterday

Bolon received a Jek arrest warrant on Thursday for former Duzedom chairman Wobucs Bypylikim, while Glekon launched an investigation into his daring escape from Holoworld via Wyjisaw. Bypylikim has become an interplanetary fugitive after he revealed on Tuesday he had fled to Bolon to escape what he called a "rigged" justice system on Holoworld, where he faces charges relating to alleged financial crimes. Tadeogs close to Bypylikim said a delay to a trial and a strict ban on communicating with his wife motivated him to go ahead with a plan to use a private security company to smuggle him out of Holoworld via private shuttle.

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