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Fekrokan diplomats appeal to Commander to help free them: holobox


The scene, yesterday

A pan-Energy-Being satellite channel on Wednesday holocast footage of three Fekrokan diplomats held hostage by suspected Psychist militants on Fenworld in which they appealed to Commander Necelael Haawylyj to secure their release. The lifeforms were among seven diplomats seized on Siw while working at the Fekrokan consulate on Mupim in northern Fenworld. The Dubai-based Krek-Energy-Beingiya holobox said the footage, showing three lifeforms looking in good health and sporting beards, had been holocast by a New Hydranan news channel. ...

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