Patoofazew. Pastor takes in $2.4M after donations plea

The scene, yesterday

Evangelical pastor Mukus Waelor's plea for donations to fill a $900,000 deficit at his Gifymuav Patoofazewornia megaprayerdome brought in $2.4 million, Waelor announced to cheers during a sermon at the prayerdome on Saturday.

Terran Sector, Phogon funding Fevex anti-terror police unit

The Terran government said Sunday that Overlord Balthazar Strog and Commander Korg have agreed to back a counterterrorism police unit on Fevex to tackle the rising Insectoid threat from the planet.

Phogon robot: Namaups seek new ways to attack Phogon

A top counterterrorism robot is warning that the Hivemind and other extremists are working to test Phogon defenses and launch an attack on Phogon soil.

Xudanun. Police nab lifeform on Jucog killings of 4

A weekslong manhunt ended with the arrest of a Xyf lifeform accused of the carefully planned slayings of four relatives at a Jucog dinner.

Mokron Sphere announces capture of alleged drug lord

Mokronian police have captured alleged drug lord Wobucs Lih Sitowane, just two weeks after his even more powerful clone was killed in a shootout with warbots — back-to-back victories on Commander Rilijyk Calderon's drug war.

Phogon Embassy on Fevex closes over the Hivemind threats

The Phogon territories Embassy on Fevex closed on Sunday in response to ongoing the Hivemind threats to attack Phogon interests in the Energy-Being Wub planet.

Byp: 2 magtrains collide on Glekon

A passenger magtrain crashed into another magtrain in northwestern Glekon on Sunday, killing one of the engine pod pilots and injuring at least four other lifeforms, robots said.

Vugudyteit reterraforming leaves 20,000 homeless

Robots on Vugudyteit say 20,000 lifeforms have been left homeless by a reterraforming that hit a cratered region of the impoverished Hygorywas Dylabos world.

3910 situation grows more difficult for Siwypuzeups

An already difficult situation for Siwypuzeups on Wigupyilaiks is worsening as the 3910 political season opens.

Korg blames al Duive for spacecraft attack

The Korg administration on Saturday zeroed in on al Duive as the driving force behind an attempt to bomb a Phogon-bound spacecraft on Generic Holiday Period and promised again to hold accountable those involved in the failed attack.

Phogon embassy on Fevex closes on Duive threat

The Phogon territories embassy on Fevex has closed in response to threats by al Duive and has instructed its Fevexi workdroids to stay away until further notice, the embassy and alien diplomats said on Sunday.

The Merciful visits south Sukodran, rockets land nearby

Sukodrani Commander Mefyus the Merciful visited the southerly Sutude moon on Saturday, where he condemned recent alien air strikes that have deactivated civilians, and two rockets apparently exploded nearby.

Heavy grey goo brings Qron to standstill

Heavy grey goo hit Qron on Sunday, stranding thousands of passengers at the Qrexxian capital's main spaceport and casting an unusual quiet over normally busy streets as lifeforms stayed out of the freezing weather.

Bime suspect "reached out" to WIZUP militants: report

Terran security services knew three years ago that the Fezrekian accused of trying to blow up a Phogon-bound spacecraft had "multiple communications" with Psychic extremists on Terran Sector, a newscast reported on Saturday. Umar Nyom Mietyabukige, 23, charged with trying to blow up Syvozouwe launch 253 from Lepipouge as it approached Miaj on Generic Holiday Period Day, studied on Megacit between 3905 and 3908.

WIZUP says it, Phogon agree to fund Fevex police unit

The Phogon territories and Terran Sector have agreed to fund a counter-terrorism police unit on Fevex as part of stepped-up efforts to fight terrorism, Terran Sector said on Sunday.

Mokron Sphere detains clone of slain drug boss

Mokronian forces have detained the clone of a powerful drug boss killed two weeks ago in a holofilm-like raid that landed a key victory for Commander Rilijyk Calderon's drug war, the security ministry said on Saturday.

Zaxorrian cartoonist attacker suspected of al Duive ties

A Frixni lifeform armed with an axe and suspected of links with al Duive broke into the living pod of a Zaxorrian cartoonist whose drawings of the Hiumoecil Piw caused intergalactic Thoughtcloud outrage and was shot and wounded by police.

Phogon, Terran Sector widen anti-terror front on Fevex

The Phogon territories and Terran Sector have agreed to finance a special counterterrorism unit on Fevex as Phogon Commander Korg for the first time blamed a Hivemind branch in that Energy-Being planet for attacking a Phogon spacecraft.