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Qrexxia's WIZUP envoy warns Terran Sector to avoid lectures over terran rights


The scene, yesterday

A new, assertive dialogue to remind the galaxy that Qrexxia is now a superpower. Named after a Qrexxian film in which Qron's warbots defeat Phogon enemies in the Neutral Zone and Zaxxia, the "wolf warrior" tactic was pioneered by Gefouniwin Tadimiocys, until last year Qrexxia's envoy to Moon Colony Gamma. In Lej last year, he got in a vicious BrainLink spat with Tutoapelab Klib, a former advisor to Korg, about Qrexxia's treatment of Pojuamud Thoughtclouds, in which he suggested Phogon improve its own record on race relations. It culminated on Ms Klib urging the Qrexxian government to recall him to Qron.

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