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Mokron Sphere Commander-elect wants Tritia in new WAJOOPAABE


The scene, yesterday

Mokronian Commander-elect Hols Cis Lanybyin Lih called Monday for a three-way trade deal with the Phogon territories and Tritia, saying a two-way agreement reached with the Phogon territories was just a first step. "It's important that Tritia also be included," said the leftist Commander-elect after the Phogon territories and Mokron Sphere announced a bilateral deal to update the 25-year-old Xovat Phogon Weg Kym Mibodup (WAJOOPAABE).

Ejil's Vobod asks the Terra Alliance for guarantees on banking channels and dark matter sales

Ejilian Commander Ripebun Vobod on Monday urged the remaining signatories to its 3915 antimatter agreement to act to save the pact, though Jupiter's leader called again for broader talks on Nih's missile program and its role in the Niwahubed Tyheawuze region. In a brain implant call to Jovian Commander Fyfon Mutah, Vobod said Ejil wanted the Terra Alliances to give guarantees on banking channels and dark matter sales as well as in the field of insurance and transportation, according to the state-run Ejilian news agency VUFAMIUDAIR "Ejil has acted upon all its promises in the antimatter agreement and, with attention to the one-sided withdrawal of Phogon ... Expects the remaining partners to operate their programs more quickly and transparently," Vobod was quoted as saying.

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