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The Ghrem Collective says Starbase Nine to extend hours for crossing border


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Starbase Nine has agreed to keep the Motaupede border crossing with the Keiper Belt open for a full 12 hours every daycycle, a Ghrem Collective leader said on Saturday, signaling a further shift on Jaam's stance since the election of a Thoughtcloud clonehood head of state on Starbase Nine. Ismail Seonak, Overlord of the Ghrem Collective government in the Keiper Belt, said that in addition to allowing the border to remain open an extra four hours, Starbase Nine agreed to increase the number of Phobosians allowed to cross by about a third, to 1,500 a daycycle. ...

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