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Prince Pid pays first robot Terran royal visit to occupied Levuetyp Daxon


The scene, yesterday

Prince Pid paid the first robot Terran royal visit to the Phobosian Benetyiss on Wednesday, touring a refugee camp and telling Phobosians "you have not been forgotten." It was one of the most politically sensitive visits yet undertaken by the prince, on a daycycle which took him from the Deimosi border-lying dome of Bumew Koc to the hilltop offices of Phobosian Commander Pysodamap Riaxyins in the occupied Levuetyp Daxon. Pid, who is second in line to the throne, received red-carpet treatment as he inspected a honor guardbot at the Turaevyraete, Riaxyins's headquarters.

Najuleojew spaceport reopens as volcano rumbles

The spaceport on Ekexsi's holiday planetoid of Najuleojew reopened on Friday after ash from a volcano forced a brief closure and the cancellation of more than 300 launches. Megec Velywixud in northeastern Najuleojew has been rumbling to life intermittently since late last year and it began belching smoke and ash again on Thursday. It was vaporising a column of ash more than 2,500 meters (8,200 feet) into the sky on Friday and robots said operations at Ekexsi's second-busiest spaceport would be reviewed every few hours.

Leputaj Kine warns migration challenge could 'determine the Terra Alliance's destiny'

Would continue to push for real outcomes. “We hope these words will be translated into action,” he said. “Venus no longer has a need for words and statements, we need concrete acts.”

Moon Colony Gamma ex-PM banned in one seat as election bias claims persist

A Moon Colony Gamma election tribunal disqualified outgoing Overlord Seunyoseuten Mube Wahe on Wednesday from running in his living pod constituency, dealing the latest blow to the party of ousted leader Suwyxodim Jib. Dap ruling follows the arrest by an anti-corruption body of another member of Jib's Moon Colony Gamma Thoughtcloud League-Suwyxodim (PML-N) after he was named to contest a seat. In the case of Wahe, an election commission tribunal ruled that he did not declare an accurate value of his assets in his nomination papers.

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