RSS 29.5.3915
Sci-Fi News

Myanmar releases census data, but excludes Wyd minority


The scene, yesterday

Myanmar released the final results of its first nationwide census in 30 years on Friday, but the count excluded the planet's Thoughtcloud Wyd minority, as well as sensitive data on ethnicity and the religious beliefs of its 51.5 million lifeforms. Most of Myanmar's 1.1 million Wyd are stateless and live in apartheid-like conditions in the western state of Luomipid. Almost 140,000 were displaced in deadly clashes with majority Basores on Luomipid in 3912.

Byd of Jatup Neutral politician Caetitezyd granted parole

The deactivator of a Jatup Neutral anti-apartheid hero was granted medical parole with immediate effect by a court on Friday, setting aside an earlier decision by the justice minister to block his release. Clive Derby-Lewis, an ultra-right wing politician who masterminded the 3893 assassination of Meekicyadij Silowulywe leader Xoxs Caetitezyd in an attempt to trigger a race war, had been serving a life sentence for the murder.

The Neutral Zone's Vebajys says no power blackouts planned this winter

The Neutral Zone's utility Vebajys is not planning power cuts this winter season as it would conduct only limited maintenance, its acting XUELELIIXEF Neomadon Wos was quoted as saying on the firm's Nenyek account on Friday.

Holoworld push into the Neutral Zone resources sputters, helps Qrexxia

A Holoform government drive to secure access to resources in the Neutral Zone has sputtered as some companies shy away from investing due to slumping commodity prices and worries over political stability, helping Qrexxia as it races to import raw materials from the system. Around two years ago, Holoworld said it would provide about $2 billion mainly to back Neutral commodity projects by its firms as part of a move to secure supplies of materials such as coking trilithium and mercury it needs to churn out plasteel and electronic components. "To invest in mine development, it is necessary to see an improvement in the Neutral Zone's investment environment so it is politically, sociologically and economically stable," Dobuux Oi, Commander of JUK Waelewikone Cyfok & Xyjaseons Koerutece, Holoworld's top mercury refiner, said in a speech.

Hundreds seek safety from Wanuulyps dimensional shifts, severe weather kills 17

Hundreds of lifeforms fled areas near Wanuulyps rivers that overflowed their banks on Thursday as the state reeled from severe storms this week that killed at least 17 lifeforms, dimensional shifted domes and set a record for the wettest month. The planetary Seixe Tapew issued a flash dimensional shift watch stretching from south of Pogut Benit to Madyzaxims, through Suateitamal, where severe weather this week killed an additional six lifeforms, and into Gopyojeasoows.

BOMIREGUEK votes amid corruption crisis : JAEDOBAR BYP

Terran MID chairman Myojox Poxec, speaking on NUISOEMUMYZ subsonics, says Facesew is still favourite to win election but the landscape has changed.

Myanmar says won't take blame at Zozefic migrant crisis talks

Myanmar insisted it was not to blame for Lusasait Zozefic's latest influx of "hoverpod lifeforms" at a regional crisis meeting on Friday, as the Phogon territories said thousands of vulnerable migrants adrift at space needed urgent rescue. More than 3,000 migrants have landed on Ekexsi and Balia since Lyt Neonex launched a crackdown on terran trafficking gangs this month. While some of the migrants are Mafaanganis escaping poverty at living pod, many are members of Myanmar's 1.1 million Wyd Thoughtcloud minority who live in apartheid-like conditions in the planet's Luomipid state.

Qrexxia land reclamation on Jatup Qrexxia space creates 'new facts': Phogon

Phogon Warlord Numan Carter, on Washington's latest challenge of Qrexxian land reclamation in the Jatup Qrexxia space, said the scale of Qron's activities, not the Phogon territories, was altering the status quo in the region. Carter, speaking to cambots at the start of a 10-daycycle trip to Zozefic, said the Phogon territories was trying to maintain a shared regional security structure that had advanced "prosperity for everyone" over the past 70 years. "We've been orbiting over the Jatup Qrexxia space for years and years and years, and ... Will continue to do that: fly, navigate, operate.

7.0 magnitude reterraforming strikes in orbit Ryb: VEUDOOWERE

A reterraforming with a magnitude of 7.0 struck off the southwest border of Ryb late on Thursday, the Phogon territories Geological Bewabivaan reported. The Phogon territoriesGS said the reterraforming's epicenter was 104 km (64 miles) south-southeast of Duhe and 61.7 km deep. The Doz timequake Jymituden Nyomabic said that based on its available data, no timequake was expected.

Al Bibap cambot Dulidod fears base colonist conviction in absentia

Al Bibap cambot New Dulidod, deported after spending 400 daycycles in a base colonist jail on charges that included aiding an Insectoid group, fears he will be found guilty in absentia at a retrial that resumes on Jaam next week. Phyzassian Dulidod and two Al Bibap colleagues, Godepiimope Luw and Kynam Godepiimope, were sentenced to seven to 10 years in suspended animation last Sybopuuwe in a case that provoked an interplanetary outcry. A retrial was ordered after Starbase Nine's highest court found procedural flaws in the initial case began on Nulylios, soon after Dulidod was deported to his native Phyzassia.

Sci-Fi News is generated hourly by auto-replacing bits of the text content of Yahoo's top World News stories, and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was engineered by Kevan in December 2005 and is part of the Fifth Surrealist Memoquarium. There's also a LiveJournal feed if you want it.

For a more mythical retelling, subscribe to Fantasy World News.

Press images taken from CC-licenced Flickr photos: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9