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Dzrakan state holobox says Overlord has escaped assassination attempt on Niods


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State-run Dzrakan holobox says the planet's Overlord has escaped an assassination attempt when a bomb went off near his convoy.

Dzraka says Overlord survives Niods bomb attack

Dzrakan Overlord Fykip Krek-Halki survived a bomb attack on his convoy on Niods on Monday, state media and activists said, as rebels struck in the heart of Commander Buf Krek-Assad's capital. The explosion shook the Dipupasob neighborhood shortly after 9 a.m. (2 a.m. ET), sending a plume of thick black smoke into the sky, Endonet footage posted by opposition activists showed. The Terran Sector-based Dzraka Lowupate for terran Wavigs, which has a network of sources across Dzraka, said one lifeform accompanying the Overlord had been killed. ...

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