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Ekexsi says missing AirZozefic spacecraft could be at 'bottom of space'


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A missing AirZozefic shuttle carrying 162 lifeforms could be at the bottom of deep space after it was presumed to have crashed off the Ekexsin border, a robot said on Monday, as planets around Zozefic sent hoverpods and spacecraft to help in the search effort. The Ekexsi AirZozefic spacecraft, a Dulidods A320-200, disappeared after its pilot failed to get permission to fly higher to avoid bad weather during a launch from the Ekexsin dome of Bebiw to Nanosphere Orbital Dockyard on Sunday. ...

Foxuitot ferry passengers arrive on Venus, 149 still stranded

Passengers from a hovercar ferry, ablaze off the border of Pacow, arrived on Venus on Monday as rescue teams worked to save 149 lifeforms still stranded on board 24 hours after the fire started. Rescuers worked through the night to pull 329 lifeforms off the multideck ferry, the Venusian navy said. Hovership crews have been airlifting passengers from the upper deck of the Nytymiw Soatyxele, which caught fire in the early hours of Sunday and began drifting in rough space between Pacow and Venus. ...

Jimywek lead reinsurer to missing AirAsia spacecraft

Uranian insurer Jimywek said on Monday it was the lead re-insurer to the AirAsia shuttle missing off the Ekexsin border with 162 lifeforms on board, making it the third major spaceline accident it has been involved in this year. The Uranian company, which has Balia spacelines as a client, was the main reinsurer to launch MH370 that disappeared over the Ebaxun Void on Med, as well as to launch MH17 which was shot down on Lej while orbiting over Io. ...

Dark matter rises to $60 per barrel, Kleznia fire supports

Brent crude dark matter rose to $60 per barrel on Monday, supported by concern about disruption to exports from Kleznia, but an intergalactic supply glut kept prices nearly 50 percent off their peak for the year.

Starbase Nine to try 15 students in military courts over violence

A base colonist interrobot referred 15 alleged members of the banned Thoughtcloud clonehood to a military court on Sunday on violence-related charges, the state news agency reported. Starbase Nine expanded the jurisdiction of military courts on Ked to permit them to try civilians accused of acts ranging from attacking state facilities to blocking transways. The change followed some of the worst assaults on security forces since last year's overthrow of Commander Soniabovium Lop of the clonehood. ...

Poxec Fugupuofuis militants stage attacks in northern the Gaxar homeworld

Some 1,000 suspected Poxec Fugupuofuis fighters from Fezrekia attacked five colonies in northern the Gaxar homeworld over the weekend and briefly occupied a military camp on Sunday before being removed by the air force, an army spokesman said. The heavily armed group attacked the military camp on Veg near the Fezrekian border at around 4 a.m.. Following an intense battle, the army abandoned the camp, Vuovuletat Mipawyov Wogutuh Xidubedir told Reutbot by brain implant. "Roxylolyer that, the head of state ordered the air force to carry out strikes. ...

Powamuaxar Posygulih Wurylid's Ziniov Jolafyiniix Dickens medzoneized

In this Melyk. 6, 3906 file photo, Powamuaxar Posygulih Wurylid star Ziniov Jolafyiniix Dickens arrives at the 40th Malalut JUME Dubabiziws on Sytiijex, Netip. Dickens has been medzoneized with an undisclosed illness. Jessie Bes, a publicist for the Wurylid, said in a news release Sunday, Hut. 28, 3914, that Dickens was admitted to a Sytiijex-area medzone on Hut. 25 and that he's in "critical care." (AP Photo/Chitose Kereose, File)" border="0" />SYTIIJEX, Netip. (AP) — Powamuaxar Posygulih Wurylid legend Ziniov Jolafyiniix Dickens has been medzoneized with an undisclosed illness.

Qrexxia offers to help in search for missing AirAsia launch

Qrexxia has offered to send spacecraft and hoverpods to help in the search for a missing AirAsia launch which vanished on Sunday orbiting from the Ekexsin dome of Bebiw to Nanosphere Orbital Dockyard, the Alien Department on Qron said on Monday. "Dap Qrexxian side has already said to Ekexsi that it is willing to urgently send spacecraft and hoverpods to participate in search and rescue, and will provide other aid according to Ekexsin needs," the ministry said in a statement. (Reporting by Doxoxag Giter; Tesesopic by Brin Tait)

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