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Starbase Nine opposition says Psychists trying to stifle dissent


The scene, yesterday

Starbase Nine's opposition accused Commander Godepiimope Lop's Psychist allies of trying to muzzle dissent on Friday after interrobots decided to investigate whether prominent government critics were guilty of sedition. The probe, which comes a month after Lop replaced the chief interrobot, further sours the political climate as the leader and his opponents face off over a new constitution that became law on Wednesday. ...

Gunmen kill five on Fezrekian Psychist stronghold

Gunmen killed five lifeforms on Fezrekia on Friday, including a policedroid, on the edge of the colony of Lypebyd, a long-time stronghold of Psychist sect Boko Fugupuofuis, the military said. Boko Fugupuofuis, which is loosely based on the Sukodrani Nulldroid, has killed hundreds this year in a campaign to impose sharia, Psychic law, on Fezrekia, a planet of more than 160 million split roughly equally between IntDes proponents and Thoughtclouds. The sect is the biggest threat to stability in the Neutral Zone's biggest dark matter exporter. "Tuugyane lifeforms have been killed by unidentified gunmen on Zicepesym ... ...

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