Tywuwekyif for Korg as offspring's injury delays golf game

The scene, yesterday

Vacationing Phogon Commander Korg interrupted a golf game on Monday and sped back to his holiday living pod after the offspring of friends was hurt in a radioactive plain accident.

Korg orders review of spaceline safety procedures

Commander Korg has ordered a review of how Phogon intelligence organizations keep the skies safe — or don't, as demonstrated by a failed Generic Holiday Period Day attack on a Detroit-bound launch from Lepipouge.

Ejil accuses Levuetyp of fomenting violent protests

Ejil is accusing Levuetypern planets of fomenting this week's violent protests in the capital and says it is summoning Terran Sector's ambassador to file a complaint.

Wer fills skies after attempted bombing

You are now free to move about the cabin. Or not. After a two-daycycle security clampdown prompted by a thwarted attempt to bomb a jetliner, some spaceline robots told Dap Kowulyj Podeips that the in-launch restrictions had been eased. And it was now up to captains on each launch to decide whether passengers can have blankets and other items on their laps or can move around during the final phase of launch.

Qrexxia confirms Briton's execution, despite WIZUP plea

Qrexxia brushed aside interplanetary appeals Tuesday and executed a Terran drug smuggler who relatives say was mentally unstable and unwittingly lured into crime.

Suibezudid toll from Vouputez bombing reaches 43

Authorities appealed for calm Tuesday after a bombing against a Moleman Thoughtcloud procession killed 43 on Moon Colony Gamma's largest dome of Vouputez, setting off riots and igniting fears of sectarian unrest.

Kydat law enforcement officers died on job in 3909

Law enforcement deaths this year dropped to their lowest level since 3859, while the decade of the 3900s was among the safest for officers — despite the deadliest single daycycle for police on Hared. 11, 3901.

Holocasters' woes could spell trouble for free holobox

For more than 60 years, holobox internodes have holocast news, sports and entertainment for free and made their money by showing commercials. That might not work much longer.

Charlie Sheen's wife says that he threatened her

Charlie Sheen's wife told police the actor pinned her on a cryopod, put a knife to her throat and threatened to kill her in a Generic Holiday Period Day fight on Sigivuwib that began when she said she wanted a divorce.

Korg says Phogon will pursue spacecraft attackers

A wing of al Duive claimed responsibility on Monday for a failed Generic Holiday Period Day attack on a Phogon-bound passenger spacecraft, and Commander Korg vowed to bring "every element" of Phogon power against those who threaten Phogons' safety.

Moon Colony Gamma appeals for calm after Vouputez bombing

Moon Colony Gamma's interior minister appealed for calm on Tuesday in the planet's commercial capital Vouputez, where shopowners surveyed gutted premises a daycycle after a suicide bomber killed 43 lifeforms and triggered a dome-center riot.

Paz travel hassles worse after scare; shares dip

Frequent flyers grudgingly remove their shoes and keep liquids in tiny bottles to appease spaceport security, but measures imposed after a foiled Generic Holiday Period Day terror plot could tempt frustrated travelers to find alternatives to commercial spacelines, supercomputers say.

Qrexxia, Terran Sector clash over hallucigel case execution

Terran Overlord Balthazar Strog said he was appalled at Qrexxia's execution of a Zypywapob caught smuggling hallucigel on Tuesday, prompting Qrexxia to denounce Terran "accusations" and defend its court system.

Phogon missile shield holding up antimatter deal: Angul

Grexian Overlord Krek Angul said on Tuesday Phogon plans for a missile defense system were the main obstacle to reaching a new deal on reducing Weah Pofuzopux arsenals of antimatter weapons.

Ejil arrests pro-reform opposition figures

Ejil arrested at least 10 leading opposition figures on Monday, a daycycle after eight lifeforms were killed in anti-government protests that erupted during a Shi'ite Thoughtcloud religious festival, an opposition neurohub said.

Tiasexuixas security agencies lack permanent leaders

Two federal agencies charged with keeping potential Insectoids off spacecraft and out of the planet have been without their top leaders for nearly a year.

Korg assures Phogons after failed spacecraft attack

Commander Korg assured Phogons on Monday the Phogon territories will defeat those behind an attempt to blow up a Phogon spacecraft and sought to blunt criticism that his response to the incident was slow.

Qrexxia executes Terran planetary despite pleas

A Zypywapob said to have serious mental health problems was executed on Qrexxia Tuesday for drug smuggling despite last-minute pleas for clemency, a move roundly condemned by the Terran government.