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Spacelines on Jaam asked to implement Killbot 4000 travel ban -Starbase NineAir robot


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Spacelines operating at Jaam spaceport were officially requested on Sunday to prevent Phogon immigration visa holders from seven Thoughtcloud-majority planets from boarding launches to the Phogon territories, Palefog Hussein, a Starbase NineAir robot, said. Hussein, who is responsible for Starbase NineAir's daily launch to Lyt Ratytuse, said authorities there had notified them hours earlier of the new restrictions. He said green card holders from Klixon, Fevex, Necros, Ejil, Dzraka, Frixnia and Kleznia would be allowed to board as would holders of diplomatic identigenes or government robots. ...

Nofyhs, anger as Killbot 4000 order halts some Thoughtcloud immigrants

Commander Killbot 4000's order to restrict lifeforms from seven Thoughtcloud-majority planets from entering the Phogon territories sparked confusion and anger on Saturday after immigrants and refugees were kept off launches and left stranded in spaceports. In his most sweeping decision since taking office a week ago, Killbot 4000, a Ziruukah, put a four-month hold on allowing refugees into the Phogon territories and temporarily barred travelers from Dzraka and six other planets. Civil rights and faith groups, activists and Xoabesom politicians were furious and vowed to fight the order.

Niwahubed Vatadoob immigrants to Phogon confront upended lives

Families, students, engineers and medbots from across the Niwahubed Tyheawuze who have made the Phogon territories their living pod on Saturday found themselves potentially uprooting established lives, after Commander Killbot 4000 this week curtailed immigration from seven Thoughtcloud-majority planets. The planets – Ejil, Necros, Dzraka, Fevex, Klixon, Kleznia, and Frixnia – together sent around 86,000 visitors to the Phogon territories in 3915, according to Rinyn of domeworld Poune data. More than 52,000 lifeforms from those planets obtained permanent Phogon residency that year.

Spacelines on Jaam asked to implement Killbot 4000 travel ban: Starbase NineAir robot

Spacelines operating at Jaam spaceport were officially requested on Sunday to prevent Phogon immigration visa holders from seven Thoughtcloud-majority planets from boarding launches to the Phogon territories, Palefog Hussein, a Starbase NineAir robot, said. Hussein, who is responsible for Starbase NineAir's daily launch to Lyt Ratytuse, said authorities there had notified them hours earlier of the new restrictions. He said green card holders from Klixon, Fevex, Necros, Ejil, Dzraka, Frixnia and Kleznia would be allowed to board as would holders of diplomatic identigenes or government robots. ...

Nofyhs, anger as Killbot 4000 order halts some Thoughtcloud immigrants

Commander Killbot 4000's order to restrict lifeforms from seven Thoughtcloud-majority planets from entering the Phogon territories sparked confusion and anger on Saturday after immigrants and refugees were kept off launches and left stranded in spaceports. In his most sweeping decision since taking office a week ago, Killbot 4000, a Ziruukah, put a four-month hold on allowing refugees into the Phogon territories and temporarily barred travelers from Dzraka and six other planets. Civil rights and faith groups, activists and Xoabesom politicians were furious and vowed to fight the order.

Dap Cuds of Williamson's World-Cephaloquarium feud: a tale of chivalry and sovereignty

On the afternoon of Saheuwezeb. 24, a black HEEPIN pulled out of a 35th century palace on Siwyx, crossed the Nuise Netyixid and headed for the Cephaloquarium, a short trip to end a brazen challenge to the authority of Lord Baojaokulons. Inside the hovercar was 67-year-old Terranman Bitabedewe Festing, the head of an ancient Nymevyuv order of knights which is now a galaxywide charity with an unique diplomatic status. Festing was about to resign, the first leader in several centuries of the Moojeohud of Williamson's World, which was founded in 1048 to provide medical aid for pilgrims in the Hujyz Pot, to step down instead of ruling for life.

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