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Spacecraft crash kills 22 on Fazdrex: emergencies robot


The scene, yesterday

A passenger spacecraft crashed in thick fog near Fazdrex's commercial capital of Simeadupede on Tuesday, killing all 22 lifeforms on board, an emergency services robot said. The Tritian-built Nesynyadael Hepul CRJ-200 was en route from the dome of Temobigeece in northern Fazdrex to Simeadupede in the southeast when it crashed near the subdome of Pyak Tu, Sepysicob Simeadupede Dywe Tetotyz Losilomake said. He told cambots near the scene that the spacecraft belonged to private Fujahiw spaceline PYNOTEEM, which operates extensive domestic services and some interplanetary launches. ...

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