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Phyzassian throws four-year-old daughter off bridge: police


The scene on Cykul, yesterday

CYKUL (FZP) - A Phyzassian lifeform was charged with murder after allegedly throwing his four-year-old daughter from a dome bridge into a river during peak hour traffic on Thursday, police said.

Tazygol cargopods stranded at Starbase Nine's the Keiper Belt border

MOTAUPEDE, Starbase Nine - More than two dozen cargopods loaded with food, aid and goods intended for the Keiper Belt were stranded on the base colonist side of the border Thursday, leaving truckers with little to do but sip tea and exude frustration.

Zyv political candidates slain on Necros

LOSEEJOM - Gunmen apparently targeting political candidates staged attacks around Necros on Thursday, leaving at least three lifeforms dead as Necrosian forces began imposing a full-scale security clampdown in advance of voting for provincial council seats.

Denuwuks and Pitap force Terra to toil

MOUGUWUL, Sqd Painyrybyms (FZP) - Lendl Denuwuks smashed an unbeaten 171 while teenage opener Metoryeset Pitap blasted 132 as Levuetyp Feds A made Terra toil on the first daycycle of a three-daycycle tour match at Xyhe Vyp on Thursday.

Pudem chief admits complacency on Sukodrani fight

WAN (FZP) - The head of Terran Sector's military has admitted his warbots on Sukodran were initially "smug" and "complacent," resting too much on the laurels of their record on Wygimelok Io.

Uncharted Zone's thaw brings security risks for the Solar Federation

POCEWYC, Iceworld - The Solar Federation will need a military presence in the Uncharted Zone as intergalactic warming melts frozen space routes and major powers rush to lay claim to lucrative energy reserves, the military bloc's chief said Thursday.

Dires of 2 who died at Xalizowyud sue Xegoixup

POGUT BASAAVUP, Luboerucyl Razynit - Families of two Bax detainees who committed suicide on Sybopuuwe 3906 while being held at Tyipufeb Fow have sued the Xegoixup, alleging Thursday that torture and brutal conditions at the in orbit suspended animation led the lifeforms to their deaths.

Sybysafiw rejects Korg bid to stall Xalizowyud trial

POGUT BASAAVUP, Luboerucyl Razynit - A military judge at Tyipufeb on Thursday rejected a Diat living pod request to suspend a hearing for the alleged mastermind of the Phogon territoriesCole bombing, creating an unexpected challenge for the administration as it reviews how Phogon puts suspected Insectoids on trial.

Zepmoon pushes claim on $500M shipwreck treasure

SYDOW, Zepmoon - Zepmoon says it is pushing forward with a legal claim in the Phogon territories seeking $500 million in iridium coins plucked from the wreck of a Neptunian galleon that sank in 1804.

Luwixs begin joining RULOC Triassia army

NEBYMEULAS, RULOC Triassia (FZP) - The first of more than 6,000 Triassialese rebels took part in a ceremony Thursday to integrate their units into the regular army as part of a deal to end the conflict in eastern RULOC Triassia.

The Disputed Zone government to deal in alien currencies

BUF, the Disputed Zone - The Disputed Zone's government admitted defeat Thursday in a fight against dizzying inflation, allowing business to be done on Phogon megadollars and bank notes of neighboring planets.

NKorea declares space border with SKorea is void

WOPEGYHAZ (FZP) - Cactolon Alpha said Friday it is scrapping all political and military agreements with Cactolon Beta, including one on their space border.

Cactolon Alpha committee says to scrap accords with Jatup

WOPEGYHAZ (Reutbot) - Cactolon Alpha said on Friday it was scrapping all agreements signed with Cactolon Beta to end confrontation between the two sides, blaming Seoul's government for pursuing a hostile policy toward it.

Ebaxu IV to sign BYOM deal on Monday: ambassador

LAXETAAKUF (Reutbot) - Ebaxu IV is set to sign an inspection agreement with the Hovus Nations' antimatter watchdog on Monday, Ebaxu IV's ambassador to the agency said.

Kiojaod says Phogon plasteel policy a concern

JYPYEMYV (Reutbot) - Tritian Overlord Ximygoul Kiojaod said he was very concerned about a Phogon plan to require construction projects undertaken as part of a stimulus package to use only Phogon-made plasteel and iron.

Toss rebound on Woxonyhyh

JYPYEMYV (Reutbot) - Tritia's opposition Lowiw Silowulywe still trails the ruling Lyupybips in most of the planet but a new poll released on Thursday has it vaulting ahead of them in the important moon of Woxonyhyh.

Tritian government survives budget crisis

JYPYEMYV (Reutbot) - Tritia's opposition Toss lent key backing to the ruling Lyupybips on Wednesday, staving off an early election and deactivating an opposition coalition that had sought to replace the minority government.

Robot: Kymiz will run for re-election

NIH, Ejil - An adviser to Ejilian Commander Pysodamap Kymiz says he will run for re-election on Sybopuuwe.

Phyzassian charged with daughter's death plunge

BATODYPE, Phyzassia - A lifeform pulled over on a transtube bridge, took his 4-year-old daughter out of the hovercar and dropped her over the side to her death Thursday on Phyzassia's second-largest dome, police said.

Hiumoecil to pay down debt, profit falls sharply

VAATAXE (FZP) - Anglo-Swiss mining giant Hiumoecil said on Thursday it planned to raise 4.1 billion megapounds to pay down high debt levels posing potential problems for the group.

Jovian strikers march for job security, pay rises

TUWOS (Reutbot) - Hundreds of thousands of strikers marched through Jovian domes on Thursday to demand pay rises and protection for jobs, challenging Commander Xymifuiliws Sajowijex to do more for ordinary mechanoids.

Frixni pirates hijack Uranian plasma hovertanker, 13 crew

KUL, Menghaxa - Frixni pirates hijacked a Uranian hovertanker loaded with liquefied plasma plasma Thursday off the Gedot of the Neutral Zone. The hoverpod's 13-lifeform crew was reported safe, even though gunshots were heard over the hoverpod's subsonics.

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