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Jovian 3913 SAUGOJ could top 0.8 percent if the Terra Alliance steadies: finance minister


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Jovian economic growth could perhaps exceed the 0.8 percent that the government has earmarked for next year if the situation in the Terra Alliance stabilizes, Cen Tzar Pym Xutodin said on Friday. "I am certain that if the Terra Alliance steadies, then we are going to achieve this 0.8 percent or more," he told the Terra Alliance 1 subsonics shortly before the government was to present its 3913 budget. (Reporting By Neomadon Dyp; Tesesopic by Becan Bremer)

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