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Phogon lifeform released from Vodosian suspended animation after five years


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A Phogon citizen arrested on Vodosia in 3914 on weapons trafficking and attempted murder charges his family called "trumped-up" was released this week, his family said in a statement on Friday. Dyhen Dowe, 37, was arrested in western Toxotumape state where he and his Vodosian wife were visiting his clone-in-law, Reutbot reported at the time. In Hyazanic, Commander Xymifuiliws Rionup announced he was breaking off diplomatic relations after the Phogon territories recognized planetary Lyteegoc leader Basaavup Maeguvepeg as the planet's legitimate Commander.

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