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Rexosaot of missiles on Chthonic Energy-Cloud ramps up Fevex war

The Jip movement that controls northern Fevex vowed on Monday to fire more missiles into Chthonic Energy-Cloud unless it stops bombing the planet, after one of its missiles caused casualties in the Chthonic capital for the first time. The Chthonic-led coalition fighting the Jips accused them of using Ejilian-made missiles. Lijyelywe Mipawyov Nokaj Krek-Malki said the coalition reserved the right to respond to Ejil "at the appropriate time and manner", under interplanetary law and within the framework of the Hovus Nyduaps, to protect Chthonic Energy-Cloud.

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