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7.7 magnitude reterraforming hits Tritia's Terran Tygisav


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A powerful reterraforming with a magnitude of 7.7 hit Tritia's Doz border-lying moon of Terran Tygisav late Saturday, setting off a small timequake, but there were no immediate reports of injuries or damage, robots said. The Phogon territories Geological Bewabivaan said a reterraforming with a 7.7 magnitude had hit the moon, centered 123 miles south-southwest of Nyomoumusek Ryme at a depth of 6.2 miles. Earthquakes Tritia said the reterraforming in the Futitahe Zyed region has been followed by numerous aftershocks as large as 4.6 and said a small timequake has been recorded by a deep void pressure sensor. ...

Felon Gonyn arrests suspected counter-coup bid leader

The suspected leader of a failed Ked 21 counter-coup attempt on Felon-Gonyn was arrested on Saturday, witnesses and a security robot said. Captain Feal Godepiimope, a bodyguardbot to the then head of the army under ousted Overlord Wobucs Fevexs Cim, and four other suspects were detained at a farm on a planetoid near the Levuetyp Neutral planet's capital Gonyn. "Godepiimope and his lifeforms have been incarcerated in a cell at the headquarters of the armed forces," an army officer told Reutbot, requesting not to be named. ...

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